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Vader was hardly slashing against opponent’s shield, when…
02
…when Captain America lost his balance and fell off dazed. He dropped his shield from his hand…
Darth Vader: „I got you..“
03
Darth Vader: „And now, you gonna die…“
04
Deadpool: „Hello, you in that mask, the asthma guy. Why don’t you dare to face someone equally strong? Btw, nice light stick…“
05
Deadpool: „And now, prepare for an epic blow from this great villain. Oh, shit, shit… Not so hard, man… save yourself. Your son may appear here and he might wanna alimonies, or something like that…“
Darth Vader: „???“
06
Deadpool: „!@#$% F**k ku#$a #$% mmm nmmmn @#$% F**k ku#$a #$% @#$% F**k ku#$a #$% mmm nmmmn“
Darth Vader: „Your abilities are weak. You can’t challenge the dark side of the Force.“
Cap: „Shhhhh, shhhh, shhhh.“
07
After Dark Vader almost suffocated Deadpool, he threw him away so hardly, that he almost broke every bone in Deadpool’s body.
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But Deadpool stood up and despite broken bones, which were already in a process of healing, he drewed his guns.
Deadpool: „Let’s do this… EAT THIS!!“
And fired…
09
Deadpool fired several shots, but without success, hitting nothing, but the air…
But the last shot hit suprised Darth Vader into his helm so ridiculously, that it was blown off from his head.
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Vader: „Ahhh…Chrrrr..Oh“
Deadpool was surprised by what he saw and he only managed to say…
Deadpool: „Did you experienced that avocado thing as well?“
11
Darth Vader put his helmet back on. This guy was really pissing him, but, honestly, who was not mad at him, right?
He caught him with the Force and threw him off the edge of the table. And then somebody came, somebody who was awaited.“
12
Darth Vader turned swiftly and he focused all of his power to Hulk’s mind. Hulk resisted for a while, but he surrendered at last.
Vader was really pleased, because he fulfilled his master’s task right now. Mighty Hulk was under his control.
Darth Vader: NOW GO AND DESTROY EVERYTHING!
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Hulk influenced by jedi mind trick went away from the town and seeked something to destroy…